haha.
ha.
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my twelve year old self was such a retard

#whataswaggie

i'm just going to leave this page just to remind me of what an embarrassment to society i was.

ha.

*please please please please note that i use all hashtags and any other form of shorthand text writing IRONICALLY. please dont think im that kind of person. but i really couldnt care less about what you think of me, obviously, as this page is still up. lol dignity what dignity

So after a casual two (year) break, I have decided pick up this blog again. *cough, cough*
In reality, I actually completely forgot about this page... so yeahh.
Don't expect much productivity from this page.

Bye for now and most probably forever unless I can actually be bothered to post,
Jess 

Lemurs!

My favorite animals are lemurs. They arelike a cat cross a squirrel cross a dog. My favorite ones are the ring-tailed and the mouse lemur. Some lemurs can be really big and others are small as a mouse here are pictures of a mouse lemur and a ring-tailed lemur

What is your favorite animal?

The worst book I have ever read in my whole entire life

WARNING

NO OFFENSE IS INTENDED

This post may be considered offensive to some people who are reading it as it is talking about how bad the following book is. Please DO NOT (I repeat DO NOT) scroll down if you think you will be offended. I also repeat that no (zero) offense is intended towards people who may like this book (which includes my sister).

There is a book that I really dislike and it strongly annoys me everytime I try to read it. it is the Max Remy: Superspy series, but I have only read the first book which is Max Remy: Superspy. In it, there is a GIRL, called Max Remy and she is the main character. I think she is the opposite of every virtue on the list. In the book she yells at her mum for no apparent reason, thinks very badly about  a farm, she is like a farm is smelly and yuck and boring and old with all yucky animals. People who live on farms are simple folk, who can't do anything high IQ ( she is thinking of her aunt and uncle). Or something along those lines. And this is only in the first few chapters I read. There were so many bad manners, bad habits, and bad eticate, I was going to throw up. I am not a person who think much of bad manners, bad habits, bad eticate in books (on a small scale), but this was .................. (i have no words for it). Also this book is aimed at CHILDREN,  CHILDREN! Think of all the bad things this would teach them. If you think I am being over extravagant, than read the book, actually I DARE you to try and read the whole thing, see if you can read it without being disgusted but that little twit of a girl. I am not going to name the author for obvious reasons, but just to let you know, I have nothing against the author but you will probably see it in the picture.

On the other hand, if you are looking for a good book, then read the Keys to the Kingdom series, by Garth Nix ( I know totally weird but cool name). Just read the blurb and you will know its good, i will post more about it later.

Bye for now,

Not forever

Heya!

Yes, I know that I said I didn't like blogs but for some reason I'm starting one, so now         I LOVE BLOGS. This isn't any normal blog, this is

Jess's Big Big Blog of Random Random Stuff!

and it is obviously totally awesome. In my blog there will heaps of totally awesome and random stuff like books, movies, people, pi, pies and everything else you can think of. Well hopefully if I can get around to doing it.

YAY!!!

P.S did you know that yobananaboy is the same spelt backwards?!